Security guard: (saw the penguins on the pedestal & reading the plaque) Um... New Zealand Laughing Owls (looks up to see the penguins laughing) huh okay.
Kowalski: I just want to clone things.
Julien: (angrily while pointing at the dodo) Is this doo doo belonging to you? He was showering me with the royal bird tribute... (takes off his crown to show a large bald spot under it) which involves ka-booming (slaps the dodo & leaves) AND IS SO NOT COOL WITH THE KING!
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