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Jingle Bells (Short version - A Christmas Caper)[]
Jingle Bells, monkey smells,
Melman laid an egg,
Marty thinks that Alex stinks,
And the camels say "Oy Vey"!
Jingle Bells (Full version - The Penguins' Whacked-Out Holiday DVD)[]
Skipper: Commence sleigh ride.
Private: Oh, with jingle bells, and all!
Melman: Not a good idea!
Jingle Bells, monkey smells,
Melman laid an egg,
Marty thinks that Alex stinks,
And the camels say "Oy Vey"!
Jingle Bells, monkey smells,
Melman laid an egg,
Marty thinks that Alex stinks,
And the camels say "Oy Vey"!
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Melman: You Know I'm Allergic to hay
The Snow is falling down
Put on you hat and scarf
Melman doesn't look so good
Melman: I think I'm gonna barf!
HEY!
Jingle Bells, monkey smells,
Melman laid an egg,
Marty thinks that Alex stinks,
And the camels say "Oy Vey"!
Jingle Bells, monkey smells,
Melman laid an egg,
Marty thinks that Alex stinks,
And the camels say "Oy Vey"!
Kowalski: Uh, sir? We have a level 4 clean up in the back on the sleigh...
Melman: I warned you guys.
The sleigh is really fast
with bells silver and gold
we want to ride and sing all night
Melman: Guys, I've got a cold. Sniff
Bells on bob tails ring
making spirits bright
what fun it is to ride and sing
Melman: I don't feel so good tonight
HEY!
Jingle Bells, monkey smells,
Melman laid an egg,
Marty thinks that Alex stinks,
And the camels say "Oy Vey"!
Jingle Bells, monkey smells,
Melman laid an egg,
Marty thinks that Alex stinks,
And the camels say "Oy Vey"!
We're having a blast
Rico: Ka-Boom.
out on Christmas day
Melman: Excuse me is it possible
to get car sick in a sleigh?
Now we're on our way
to a Christmas bash
zooming back and forth
Melman: Hey, I've got whiplash
HEY
Jingle Bells, monkey smells,
Melman laid an egg,
Melman: Did not!
Marty thinks that Alex stinks,
And the camels say "Oy Vey"!
Jingle Bells, monkey smells,
Melman laid an egg,
Melman: Wasn't me!
Marty thinks that Alex stinks,
And the camels say "Oy Vey"!
Melman: Ohhh, is there a doctor in the house? I think I have a sore throat, and I have a headache. Merry Christmas.
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