Changes: Porpoise Power Ballad

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Sung by: Dr. Blowhole with lobsters and in the end Private and Kowalski

Only I, Dr. Blowhole, know
How to tame this beast at soul
Won't you listen to my power ballad solo
My solo

In a world of mediocre minds
Where genius is dissed by ignoramous mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded
Astounded, oh

I wanna control you (Lobsters: Want to control you oooh)
I want to make you mine
I wanna cajole you (Lobsters: Want to cajole you oooh)
An offer that I hope you shan't decline

I've got an ocean of devotion
And you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In wonderful wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil
Destiny
Livin' large
It adds a new charge
Of metropolitan NYC

I've got an ocean of devotion
And you're the one for me
You're the one for me, oooh

Private: It's the lilt of an angel's choir.
Kowalski: I sense events taking a turn for the dire.

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 I wanna control you ('''Lobsters''': Want to control you oooh)<br />
 I want to make you mine<br />
-I wanna cajole you ('''Lobsters''': Want to cajole you oooh)<br />
+I wanna cajole you ('''Lobsters''': Want to cajole you oooh)<br />An offer that I hope you shan't decline<br />
-An offer that I hope you shan't decline<br />
 I've got an ocean of devotion<br />
 And you're the one for me<br />
-A mutant disaster<br />
-I'll be your master<br />
+A mutant disaster<br />I'll be your master<br />
 And together we'll be<br />
 In wonderful wicked harmony<br />
-Like a beautiful evil<br />
-Destiny<br />
-Livin' large<br />
+Like a beautiful evil<br />
+Destiny<br />Livin' large<br />
 It adds a new charge<br />
 Of metropolitan NYC<br />
 I've got an ocean of devotion<br />
 And you're the one for me<br />