- We're lemurs. I'm surprised we lived this long. (King Me (All Hail King Julien episode))
- Oh fumble-rooskies! I killed the king! (Eat, Prey, Shove)
- Gasp! It's raining Morts! HALLELUJAH! (The Day After Yesterday)
- Aww why the frowny faces? (Eat, Prey, Shove)
- Oh! Whoopsiedoodle! (Crimson and Clover)
- Hey you big jerks! You better get the H outta here! I'm the captain of the Ringtail Guard! (Eat, Prey, Shove)
- You nasty boys...CHARGE!!! (Eat, Prey, Shove)
- I believe everyone deserves a second chance!
- Pipe down, Hooter! I don't think you want to spend any more time in the hole YOU BIG SILLY!" (King Julien is Watching You)
- Aww this is darling! Look how he drew you! (Eat, Prey Shove)
- We're lemurs. I'm surprised we've lived this long. (King Me)
- Are you FIRING ME?! (Eat, Prey, Shove)
- (Pretending to be a baby to teach expectant mothers how to feed them) Goo goo ga ga! I don't want it! I don't want it! (Daddy Julien)
- Homemade smoothies! Yu-um! (King Me)
- I'm just here to make sure everything runs smoothly, or should I say 'smoothiely?' Haha! (Eat, Prey, Shove)
- Maybe with enough money my dream vacation is finally gonna become a reality! (Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie: The Game)
- Reporting for duty sir! (Eat, Prey, Shove)
- Oh, flipperdoodles!
- Oh scrufflekins, why me? (O Captain my Captain Pt.2)
- Well, I've always wanted to be remembered. (O Captain Pt. 2)
- I do not, Sir! (Catchphrase)